'Come on, mate. Fair's fair. You've been looking over the love of my life, haven't you? Now I get to have a little look as well, at the
love of your life. I don't see no harm in that.'
'But that's ridiculous!' I protested. 'I was only looking over your car! Now you want to examine my wife! It's hardly the same
'It is to me, mate; it is to me. Still, don't worry; she won't be touched.'
- Displays of Experience, Lucy Golden